Posted by: Bonnie Anderson | October 9, 2011

Sunday Funnies

I checked into a time share resort and they said I could leave a credit card imprint or a “temporary hundred.”  I told them that was confusing to me because every hundred dollars I’ve ever had was temporary.

I saw the following bumper sticker last week – “Proud Owner of a Beautiful but Completely Worthless Horse.”

I have an idea for a new GPS system specifically geared toward teenagers.  The parents get to download their own voice onto it with add-on comments like, “Remember to watch your speed; you can’t afford another ticket.”  Or “Recalculating to pass a gas station so for once I don’t get in the car after you and discover it’s on fumes.”

I was trying to figure out a handle for playing Scramble or Words with Friends.  I go by “Bonnie the Adequate,” because what if I’m not that great.  (I never play against anyone though.)

Putting my three-year-old grandson down for a nap yesterday I assured him it was just a little nap.  He said, “Two minutes.”  I told him that was not quite enough so he held up eight fingers and said, “Okay, six minutes then.”

I decided to do People of Apple pictures, you know like the People of Walmart, but everyone looked too normal.

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Responses

  1. Pretty funny… love the three year old, six minute nap?
    um… no grandma needs more ‘quiet time than that’.

    thanks for the laugh

    • Thanks, Sharon. It’s always a little sad when they learn the concept of time and you can no longer get away with a six minute nap.

  2. I think you could make a “killing” with the GPS for teens!

    My kids said they could always hear my voice in their head…

    (you’ve gotta have a good one-liner to follow THAT statement, Bonnie! – I can almost *see* YOUR words on my screen!) LOL


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